i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
I’m sorry, I tried to scroll past….I really did
y’all are listening to ‘this is halloween’ but here i am jamming to the most important song of my childhood.
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
september 30, 11:59 pm:
october 1, 12:00 am:
"are you a boy or a girl"
when you share your evil schemes with your friends