iwatobi-mermen:

I made these dorks transparent
paigeflip:

Having weaboo friends.
facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

I’m sorry, I tried to scroll past….I really did

hamball1:

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                    fuck you

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merrysnork:

cutedroid:

reblog if you’re going to win

y’all are listening to ‘this is halloween’ but here i am jamming to the most important song of my childhood.

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

e-m-a-n-c-i-p-a-t-e-d:

that ain’t shit. white people put benches in the middle of the courts in my neighborhood, which we still played on, and many kids go hurt from running into the benches. Then they took down the hoops, and we put our own up, and now they took down the goal posts and replaced it with four square. This happened over the span of 8 years. I guess it helps that the KKK used to be a big thing here.

nitefuries:

september 30, 11:59 pm:

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october 1, 12:00 am:

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ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

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